You have reached a machine that serves you this webpage.
It (this webpage) is primarily a collection of projects, ideas and thoughts, products... whatever.
On the left you find a menu for which I have yet to find a real use, as such, it now only shows you useless data.
This site may call you an idiot, or complain about your browser, based on one or more of the following:
- You are using a crappy browser.
- You are actually an idiot.
- You are actually a genius, but the site refuses to acnowledge this fact and still calls you an idiot.
- You have zoomed in or out.
If you can't handle that... tough luck.
Below you can find some random progress meters.
Your browser stinks, geta better one.
Design Progress:
This is how much the site design looks like the design I have in Photoshop.
Your browser stinks, geta better one.
Content Progress:
This is how much content there is, relative to how much I want the to be at this specific moment in time.
Your browser stinks, geta better one.
Technical Progress:
This is how the site preforms and is built under the hood relative to a utopian binary Fort Knox.
Your browser stinks, geta better one.
Useless Gimmicks:
If there is a sufficient amount of useless gimmickery (like these progress bars) on the site, easter eggs included.
Here's some slightly rotated crap.